Boarders at FSM
Hogwarts may be magical. You may be able to play Quidditch and there may be lessons in Wizardry, but they don’t have Dr Who Theme Nights or Build-a-Burger competitions.
And Madame Pomphrey may be efficient, but she isn’t as warm and friendly as our matrons!
Our housemasters may not be weird (like Snape) but they are certainly wonderful.
In these and so many more ways, the FSM boarding house is certainly The Best Boarding House in the World – Hogwarts, St Trinians and the rest included!